hey there
last week I had 2 of the most embarrassing moments of my life in the same day. Thought I'd share...
1st, I was bleeding...from the booty...so I went to the ER per DH's insisting. I was also in a lot of pain so probably good thing I went. Well, the doc I got was this huge Italian mafia-looking doctor with giant fingers. He had me "assume the position" and stuck one of those giant fingers entirely into my rectum...while the hottest nurse I've ever seen stood by and watched (DH tried to reassure me that "maybe she liked it" ha). anyway i was fine (nothing major, just stress-induced colon blockage ha).
2nd, While taking my PhysioPsych exam, my phone went off. I couldn't find it so the entire ringtone played. Twice. Not that big of a deal, right? happens all the time...
Well, my ringtone goes something like this (by Of Montreal):
Want you to be my pleasure puss
I wanna know what it's like to be inside you...
Thankfully Dr. A just laughed and pretended not to look up from his book but the entire class laughed. I now have flashbacks when my phone rings.
That's all. I'll post a pic of my blockage xray later.
- Me
Ps at least I got a 96 on the test!
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